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PRIME: ROSIE PEREZ

MAGAZINE:  KING
ISSUE: JUNE 2007

Rosie Perez was the original Fly Girl. As the choreographer on In Living Color, the Bushwick, Brooklyn, Native taught J. Lo wo woas a member of the show's dance collective, how to bend it like Beckham?

 

 

 

CRAZY LEGS

MAGAZINE:  KING
ISSUE: JUNE 2007

KING is starting a petition to modify 106 & Park host Rocsi's on-set wardrobe: mandatory Daisies regardless of the weather. Stop voting for UNK for a second, baby boys, and sign with a blue pen...

 

 

 

BAD SEED

MAGAZINE:  KING
ISSUE: MARCH / APRIL 2007

The World needs another comedian like it needs another crime drama, so men everywhere breathed a collective sigh of relief when April Hernandez ditched standup to become a thespian. Maybe it was seeing John Leguizamo in drag one too many times, but after a few semesters of college, the Nuyorican bombshell decided she didn't have time for jokes

 

 

 

CHILD'S PLAY

MAGAZINE:  KING
ISSUE: AUGUST 2006

Check the Scenario - Your speed-dating experiement landed you a dime, but your pick-of-the-week has more seeds than a sesame bagel. Since honey has you sprung, making a good impression on her rugrats is crucial. Unfortunately, thanks to Ice Cube, the road-trip bribe is dead. What's a man to do?

 

 

 

GOLLY G

MAGAZINE:  KING
ISSUE: MARCH / APRIL 2006

Take that Atkins cookbook and shove it. While you're at it, toss out those awkward, hyphenated euphemisms like "plus-sized" and "big-boned." Toccara Elaine Jones has not only redefinted big-girl beauty, she's redefined beauty, period.

 

 

 

 

SET IT OFF

MAGAZINE:  KING
ISSUE: MAY 2006

Despite your raging horniness, your ball-and-chain's sexual drive has come to a screeching halt. On the bring of locating the nearest cathouse, you've reached total desperation. Fear not: NBC's Scrubs star Donald Faison has mastered the art of schooling clueless men (See SpikeTV's Playbook). Above all, Donald's key to upgrading your closed-door-sessions is, "Pay attention to your lady."

 

 

SMOKIN' LALA

MAGAZINE:  KING
ISSUE: MARCH /APRIL 2005


It's gotta be the boobs. Lala, MTV's taste of chocolate will admit that her, uh, Spaldings have made many a man dribble in awe. Still, her success isn't owed to her body or her chameleon eyes.

 

 

MAIN FRAME

MAGAZINE:  KING
ISSUE: SEPTEMBER/ OCTOBER 2004

Delete, a 20-Something diva from Harlem is packing enough bubblin' brown sugar to make Professor Xavier's weather girl Storm look more like the Weather Girls' Martha Wash. "Delete was born out of an ideal of what the perfect woman would look like to me," says Robert Walker, creator of the buxom, gun-toting super heroine. "Storm wasn't identifiable 'cause she had white hair and blue eyes."

 

 

 

NASTY BOYS

MAGAZINE:  KING
ISSUE: SEPTEMBER / OCTOBER 2004

With Hollywood and energy drinks flooded with hip hop representation, masters of ceremonies need a new industry to pimp. Hence, rappers are penetrating the porn biz. KING critiqued the hosts of a few rap-inspired skin flicks. The verdict? Lil' Jon could very well be the most candid play-by-play analyst in history.